I hate when ppl ask what I’m doing tomorrow like no offense but I don’t know what I’m doing right now
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Sign Stereotypes
Aries- I’m so sporty and- *person accidentally knocks into them* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR I HATE YOU *beats to a pulp* that’s better!
Taurus- *shoves food down throat* I’m right, you’re wrong. Now go get me some food, I’m too lazy to get up
Gemini- OMG I’m such a shit talking two faced bitch!
Cancer- *cries in a pile of used tissues*
Leo- Tell me I’m beautiful because I know I am but tbh I have self esteem issues
Virgo- *swats away germs with gloved hand and Windex*
Libra- *flirts* *judges people* I’m pretty
Scorpio- *stares at intensely* I am evil and mysterious. Wanna have sex? ;)
Sagittarius- I can show you the wooorrrlllddd LETS PARTY
Capricorn- I must study so I can become a billionaire. Who needs emotions when you have money?
Aquarius- Would you like to hear my conspiracy about aliens?
Pisces- *daydreaming* *is so distracted that they fall into a ditch* wait, what
"Text me when you get home pls"
- Aries: "you're such a pain in my ass..."
- Taurus: "I'm home"
- Gemini: "I just fell down the stairs lololololololol"
- Cancer: "I'm safe. Thanks."
- Leo: "The main bitch is in tha house"
- Virgo: "I just arrived"
- Libra: *sends picture of their house*
- Scorpio: "So... I'm on my bed right now... ;)"
- Sagittarius: *doesn't go home* #yolo
- Capricorn: *doesn't text, it's not necessary*
- Aquarius: " " *technically, they texted...
- Pisces: *forgets*
Hundred percent accurate zodiac description according to tumblr.
- Aries : likes to fight, has probably killed someone
- Taurus : does nothing but eat and sleep
- Gemini : two faced bitch, actually satan
- Cancer : cry baby
- Leo : arrogant prick who checks the mirror every second
- Virgo : giant nerd and also an asshole
- Libra : perfect flawless wonderful babies
- Scorpio : very emo, very sex obsessed
- Sagittarius : you're cute
- Capricorn : you're boring
- Aquarius : weird freak
- Pisces : also a cry baby, also lazy and annoying
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